J：what"s your hobby, lucy?
L: i"d love to play basketball.
J: well, i used to think that girls do not like playing sports.
L: you are right, most of girls do not like play sports, but i do.
J: that means you have a healthy hobby, right?
L: yes. So, what about you?
J: Eh... I have a lot of hobbies.
L:how about pick up some to talk about?
J: sure. I love playing pingpong, swimming, and I also like playing the guitar.
L: that sounds amazing! You can play the guitar!
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock.He
think,"This is my breakfast.""
He comes up to the cock and says,"I know
you can sing very well.Can you sing for me?""The
cock is glad.He closes his eyes and begins
to sing.The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox.They cry,"Look,look!The fox is carrying the cock away.""The cock says to the fox,"Mr Fox,do you understand?The people say you are carrying their cock away.Tell them it is yours.Not theirs.""
The fox opens his mouth ang says,"The cock is mine,not yours.""Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must come and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is coming!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
1.A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I"ve make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, "Granny, I"m going home," and she said, "Well, I"m glad"!"
2. Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。